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A way to instantly win or lose an argument. Whoever has more Reddit Karma wins whatever argument they're having.
Joe: "Anime is good"
John: "No, it's not"
Joe: "I have 200 Reddit Karma though"
John: "Lmao, I have 1,000 Reddit Karma, you lose"
Joe: "Noooo"
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When you bullshit so much about being sick to stay home from work that you actually get sick.
Buddy didn't want to work that day, so he faked the flu. Guess who has the flu now? That's muhfuckin' karma right thur, mah dood. Pass the Chex Mix.
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The amount of good deeds one must do before their good karma kicks in.
I must have reached my karma deductible because everything seems to be going in my favour.
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When all of your alcohol gets stolen at a party, you are allowed one night of snaggin a couple beers from some randos, guilt-free.
Dude, ALL my beer got stolen last night.... its just party karma
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What happens when you anonymously answer then screw over the person who places an ad on Craigslist by not showing up or being a bullshitter, only to have the same thing happen to you later on when you post something.
Aaron-I cant get any replies to my ad to sell my car
Jim-Well considering you answer ads just to mess with people, you are getting back Craigslist Karma.
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The avatar of nihilistic passive-aggressive punishing of sinners in the name of the lord (Wicked Karma), only to make examples of them to the world. This act of punishment is because there is only one god, which is ourselves, and those who are punished will show that Wicked Karma is the avatar of true power over those who do wrong, for no personal gain.
There is a little Wicked Karma in all of us, but he is stronger with a few.
Wicked Karma is Sexy!
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When you eat something delicious only to feel it later that day or the next morning. Most commonly associated with hot wings and cheap fast food.
Man, Roy Rodgers was great last night but food karma really took it out on me this morning.
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