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noun: fart while receiving oral sex
Usually, but not limited, to a minimal and stealthy release of gas in light of the fortunate circumstances of receiving oral sex concurrent with the misfortune of needing to expel gas.
"I enjoy giving my girlfriend oral sex but no kitty farts!"
"I did a little kitty fart when I didn't want it to stop - pretty sure he didn't notice, I was pretty sneaky."
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Standard call for rapists before striking. Also used to express desire or simply to fill silences. Common among youths of rural Wales.
Feminine tense: Hello Kitten
Common northern version: Ay-up fluffy whiskers
Teacher: "One more word out of any of you and you'll all have detention!"
Pause
Legend: "Hello kitty."
Fit girl walks past
Male: "Hello Kitty..."
Male takes of shirt in gym
Woman: "Hello kitten..."
Young woman out jogging. Male jumps out in front of her. Tense pause. He smiles.
"Hello Kitty."
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Customary in China, you dip your testicles in milk, put them in a hole cut in a shoe box. In said box there is a live, tiny kitten with little mittens over their declawed paws. This precious feline will then play with and lick your sack and love you long time.
My wife just loves Precious, her new baby Saimese kitten. Little does she know that I played kitty mittens with her for about an hour last night.
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A group of females who Have each other's backs , A group of females who ride or die together.. A group of females who party together
Call the Kitty Gang... It's time to get turnt
That Bitch was talking about my girl, time to rustle up the Kitty Gang and TCB
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The titties of kitties.
Eddie: Hey Tony, my kitten keeps sucking on this cat's breast.
Tony: That means that's his mother's kitty titty.
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A person who yawns like a cat sneezes like a cat and has a nice ass and big sexy attractive boobs.
Person 1: "Wow, look at her ass."
Person 2: "She must be a sexy kitty."
The Kaos Kitty is presumed to be a mythical beast but in actuality it is a real breathtaking and gorgeous creature if you are lucky enough to behold it. Like an Agent Of Chaos, A Chaos Bunny or other Chaos beings it is divinely connected to the Chaos source. It brings whimsy, artistic eye and talent, love of life and magic to any that touch it. It is normally seen in nature frolicking naked in all its glory. If you are ever lucky enough to see a Kaos Kitty or hold one, then its lucid dreams of magnificent unpredictability shall become yours as well.
OMFG is that a Kaos Kitty? How can you tell? Its Naked!!!!