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Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
A boot licker; someone intrinsically drawn to defend someone's sordidly twisted actions. Applicable to those a bit too fond of the cops.
"See how hard he's trying to justify this cop's murder of a black kid? What a leather mouth."
A party thrown by people in the leather community to have kinky or fetish sex.
I got a invite to a leather party but I don't know if I'm ready I'm into that...
When an individual is sitting on a leather couch and farts so hard that the air ejecting from the butthole makes a noise that sounds as if the fart is physically "slappin" the leather.
Man, I drank so much beer last night I've been slappin leather all morning.
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Someone who aspires to be a police officer or fantasizes about being one and who will go to great lengths to make others think they are an officer despite not actually being one.
"These security guards are a bunch of leather sniffers that will never graduate the academy"
Sex.
Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!
Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam
To become very excited, partially sexually, as in
"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)
At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather