I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.
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1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)
In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...
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1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.
2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.
What caused Laura to become a stewardess.
An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!
depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement
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A marriage between a heterosexual woman and an openly homosexual man.
Woman: Is Zia really married to Marc? I thought he was gay.
Man: Yeah, it's a lavender marriage.
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When a gay male wedding is to take place, it is often refered to as a game marriage
Anthony says, 'Did you hear about Kyle and Chris's game marriage'
Yosuke replies, 'Oh no but I am not surprised.'
When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.
Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.
The feeling when you start hating being nagged to marry or hear people getting married all around you.
After the whole season of marriages , he has become marriage sick