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A fucking furfag who loves fat furry cocks
"Omg you're such a Mitchel Rogers"
This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.
Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.
To secretly piss your friends kettle so they make a golden tea/coffee
"You haven't done a golden Mitchell my tea tastes salty"
Weird kid, always yelling out CREAM!!! at every one
mitchell hendrie likes yelling out cream
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Likes (LOVES) to shaft men in the shitter
LAD 1: something stinks of shit
LAD 2: must be paul mitchell
LAD 1: he fucks GUYS
LAD 3: he ploughed my anus / rectum
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a person that is sensitive to all noises and he played roblox
'reeeeeeeeeee'"SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM PLAYING ROBLOX"said jake mitchell
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The Police. These were the names of the two crooked cope in the movie Dolemite who were alwayd harrassing Dolemite and his whores.
Mitchell and White took all my cocaine and told me to have more by tomorrow or they gonna run me in!
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