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Stressed

Sittin here stressing

black friend using my car so I’m home paranoid and stressed that he will be arrested or fuck my car up

by January 22, 2022


Stressed

No one can feel what i am feeling this days, i just need to be a confident person like all the boys in my age, I hope i be good in future

Stressed

by August 18, 2021


Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.

Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.

by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016


stress-af

while clipping your toenails, use another toe to press your calculator to finish your math homework. Practice until this act is entirely normal to you, and you can still do this even if you are unconscious. After that, using your left hand, write an essay related to astrophysics, in which the word count in this essay has to equal the number of neutrons in the galaxy. This pen-holding should require only 2 fingers, well, actually 3 fingers are the maximum. The remaining fingers are for clipping the nails, as said in the front of the definition. The remaining foot is for doing chores. Yes, this whole process is moving, not staying in front of a table. And oh also, do this whole thing outdoors, 31 degrees so you can get vitamin D at the same time, healthy. Ok, you should have one more right hand. Using that right hand, first, use the first two fingers and go on musescore and compose a 69-part fugue for your music assignment(and for entertaining purposes too)56 years later(according to psychopaths rules), the remaining fingers are to create a machine that can clone anything on Earth. Post this gadget, and while the news is booming, clone your right hand to finish every single piece of work. The mouth is for masturbating, in order to increase adrenaline and dopamine. Use tongue to help

Oh god, this is stress-af.

by adenHo August 28, 2022


Stress Inflation

Stress inflation is the concept that as time progresses, stress and anxiety among the population get worse. Hence the demand for more mental health drugs and treatments.

"Is it getting better, or is the stress just leveling out, or am I spiraling."

"No, actually it's like inflation. Stress Inflation."

by CrayCrayGRL October 10, 2022


Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

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don't stress

a term you use when someone asks you about something you don't want to talk about anymore. basically means "I got it" or "don't worry about it"

Brooke kept asking Joey how he was going to get away with his stupid plan. All Joey said was, "Don't stress. I got a plan."

by thedrizzyprophet April 30, 2016