Banging pants

Pants worn during or before the act of sexual intercourse that help facilitate intercourse. Generally they are pants that are easily pulled down or removed for purposes of sex. The pants can include a lube reservoir as well as a condom dispenser.

A girl wanted a quickie last night. Good thing I was wearing my banging pants so I was ready to go.

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Wear the Pants

1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.

1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"

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Shitty Pants

1. An exclamation of extreme rage

2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news

(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)

"Shitty Pants!"

"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"

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pant dick

n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.

"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"

"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."

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Poopsie Pants

(n.) one who has done a massive wet crap in their pants. Most of the time, the poop can be seen seeping through the underware, etc, and usually there is a horrendous odor associated with him/her.

\"Yo! Did u see that Poopsie pants over there?!?!? He was leaving a streak of messy poo when he walked past!\"

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Yesterday pants

The pants you wore yesterday, also the first place to check when you can't find your keys,wallet or cell phone.

Guy 1: I can't find my car keys
Guy 2: Did you check your yesterday pants?
Guy 1: Oh yeah there they are. Thanks.

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Balls in the pants

When someone wants to ask someone out, you put "the balls in the pants". Mostly used for girls who want to ask out a guy. Can also be used for a guy who has been longing for a girl for a long time but doesn't have the balls to confess.
Variations can be just saying the phrase, or putting super balls in each pocket to give you courage.

Jocelyn: I really really really like him but I can't tell him. What if he says no? What should I do.
Jasmine: I think it's time for you to put the balls in the pants.

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