sorry your girl lost

What began as a taunt for those with anything contrary to say about President Trump became an admission of not being an actual supporter of the second amendment. Closet gungrabber.

I was amazed at how that one guy said "sorry your girl lost" and then immediately went on saying how nobody needed a bump stock or a suppressor.

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Say sorry to a furry day

On December 1st, you have to say sorry to a furry if you have partaken in Beat a Furry Day.

Alex: Hey bro, I'm sorry for beating the cum out of you, after all, it's Say sorry to a furry day.
Furry: IM IN IMMENSE FUCKING PAIN BUT I FORGIVE YOU.

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sorry bout yo neck

when you banging a chick so hard, she get whiplash

Girl: You fucked me too hard.
Guy: Sorry bout yo neck.

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Sorry about your luck!

Defining a bad timing or choice

A guy or gal married a person with a bad attribute.
"Dude, the other one inherits, Sorry about your luck!"

Bad Choice or decision
"I told you to buy your lottos numbers last nite , they won. Sorry about your luck.

Good choice-
I played your lucky numbers dude and won, Sorry about your luck!

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I'm sorry about you

Your brain is wasted space and it hurts to actually think about what's going through your mind

Dude, stop texting that chick; she's never responded to you and you look desperate. I'm sorry about you

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find:

Is when you type the word l;;0p;-lkkkm; in the urban dictionary to see the definition of it & it will say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;

Jake: I want to know what does l;;0p;-lkkkm; means?
Urban dictionary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry, we couldn't find: l;;0p;-lkkkm;
Jake: WHAT THE HELL? WHY ISNT IT A WORD?

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Don't Feel Sorry For Us Ball

Basketball created by Joe Swanson from family guy its basically basketball for people on wheelchairs.

Peter: Joe can i play with you guys

Joe: Sorry Peter don't feel sorry for us ball doesn't accept your kind.

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