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One who is depressing, sad and overall dampens the mood of others.
Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!
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1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.
I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!
Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
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An orgasmic observance from the lips of a man who just sampled another's penis.
James: dayyyum so salty
Mike: u salty bra
Luis: ye cuz i just jizzed in yo mouf
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Receiving a blow job while fishing, presumably in salt water and preferably for salmon.
Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.
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Someone who wins a competitive online gaming match, but was generally frustrated the entire game, and probably would have been extremely salty if the game was lost. But since he won because his team carried him, he says such things as "lol" or "gg ez" to protect his fragile ego because he knows he contributed nothing.
The mercy, the salty winner who died 20 times during the match but got carried by their teammates:
Winning Mercy: "GG EZ"
Losing Team: "You didn't do anything all game, you were dead most of the game."
Winny Mercy: "salt lmao"
Another way of saying Gangbang between two female friends. Typically one of both of them is either newly single and or cheating on their spouse.
"Hey Beverly,
Last weekend was so romantic he took me to his work and all of the guys there gave me a salty cumbath for my birthday."
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A popular nickname given to Dalton Rapattoni during American Idol: The Farewell Season. Dalton Rapattoni made it all the way to the Top 3. One fan even sent him salt packets as a joke. When he wears a particular hat people call him Grandma Salty. He even did a periscope with Trent Harmon (the winner of American Idol: The Farewell Season). Trent named the periscope "Salty Dalty + Uncle Trent". People are always tweeting him funny things about salt. It is the most entertaining nickname ever.
Hey Salty Dalty!
Vote for Salty Dalty!
I love you Salty Dalty!
Goodnight Salty Dalty!