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One who is depressing, sad and overall dampens the mood of others.
Don't cry. You're being a salty bitch!
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1. Another word for semen.
2. Jelly with salt in it.
I got my salty jelly all over this bitch's face!
Oh no, now that the jelly is salty jelly, it wont taste as good.
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An orgasmic observance from the lips of a man who just sampled another's penis.
James: dayyyum so salty
Mike: u salty bra
Luis: ye cuz i just jizzed in yo mouf
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Receiving a blow job while fishing, presumably in salt water and preferably for salmon.
Greg had a great time fishing in British Columbia, especially the salty bobber he received while on the open water.
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A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth
jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.
Someone who wins a competitive online gaming match, but was generally frustrated the entire game, and probably would have been extremely salty if the game was lost. But since he won because his team carried him, he says such things as "lol" or "gg ez" to protect his fragile ego because he knows he contributed nothing.
The mercy, the salty winner who died 20 times during the match but got carried by their teammates:
Winning Mercy: "GG EZ"
Losing Team: "You didn't do anything all game, you were dead most of the game."
Winny Mercy: "salt lmao"
1. to Salty Pigeon - verb.
to masterbate to completion (See: ejaculate, jizz, cum) from a position of elevation onto an object/person below you, e.g a car bonnet.
A salty pigeon can occasionally be accompanied by a birdlike squawk at the time of ejaculation.
2. Salty Pigeon shit - the pile of jizz left at the crime scene of a salty pigeon.
Example 1. Fabien, recently released from the infamous Hooper sex dungeon, climbed the nearest tree he could find and proceeded to salty pigeon all over Stu's Ferrari parked below him.
Example 2.
Sebastian: "Andy, a quick story, this one time I was wanking (with matron's help) on the balcony and I gave Lady Martha a lovely hairful of Salty Pigeon on the floor below. Banter!"
Andy: "No wonder she friend zoned you!"