What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy
Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.
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In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.
"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."
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Blowing on the end of a penis whilst fondling the hairy mansack below.
She played my hairy tuba like she was in the philharmonic.
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A vagina that grows hair on the inside....(digusting)
...but i like it.
I took a muff dive for a vertical bacon sandwich, but ran into a hairy goblet on the way!!
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excessive amount of hair coming from or around the anus; ingrown hairs in o-ring or sphincter
I couldn't toss that bitch's salad because she had a hairy donut
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A Hairy Anus; Resembles a Cheerio that was pulled out behind a couch after 3 years
Man That girl Sure did have an Hairy Cheerio
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Hairy Otter is the hero of the Harry Potter novels adapted for otters.
Featured in such thrilling adventure as "Hairy Otter and the Fish-head of Fire", and "Hairy Otter and the Prisoner of Ottskhaban".
Totally beloved by tweeny otters.
Hairy Otter bravely waved his trout wand, driving back the evil Wart Pigs Of Doom.
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