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potato chips on a sandwich
"I always put poor man's lettuce on my sandwiches because potato chips stay crisp a helluva lot longer than stupid lettuce."
"Yeah, exactly. Why buy lettuce that lasts only like 3 days when chips will last weeks?"
1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.
2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.
Dude, what the hell are you doing?
I'm shakin' my lettuce!
When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Veitch tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Jake Veitch #imissmyjakeveitch
Chips when put on a sandwich to provide crunch instead of lettuce or other vegetables.
This sandwich could use a little red neck lettuce!
To crap all over a drunk person while they sleep wrap them in their blanket like a burrito place them in a tanning bed leave it on till they wake up perferably about 8 hrs. thats a lybian lettuce wrap!
she was so drunk that we all pitched in and gave her one hell of a lybian lettuce wrap
Having a head full of lettuce - to be extremely stoned.
"Dale, you can't smoke up before you shift!"
"It's cool, nothing makes me enjoy physical labor more than head full of lettuce."
An unfortunate happening or an unexpected disappointment that takes away from that which would have formed the base of your desired expectations. Derived from expecting to create a salad at a salad bar and finding that the lettuce is brown or wilted.
"Bill won a free vacation to Europe, but is ill and can't go"
"Man, that's some bad lettuce event"