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To fart on a someones pillow and give them pink eye.
Last night I gave him a midnight dew drop on his pillow and gave him pink eye.
Cocktail featuring Jack Daniel's whiskey and Mountain Dew soda. Similar to a "Jack and Coke" but with Mountain Dew instead of Coca-Cola. Name is from the Hooter's signature drinks menu.
"bartender let me have a Jack Man Dew"
a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder
"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"
1) needs alittle more voltage
2) taste amazing
3) blue
person 1: I got mountain dew voltage
person 2: me too I wanna light up like a glow stick damn that commerical is misleading!!!
Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.
Guy1- Dude?
Guy2- What?
Guy1- your room is loaded with MD cans
Guy2- Ya im a mountain dew junkie
When you go pee at night and leave pee on the toilet seat for someone to sit on
Today I woke up to Morning dew.
When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.
Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.