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This is when a group of drunken cougars are actively groping you in front of your subordinates because they are intoxicated by your youthful sex appeal.....and drunk on rum-runners. Caution, these cougars are not afraid of inappropriate and awkward grabbing, kissing, and spanking. This can stop almost as soon as it began, leaving the young buck puzzled and mildly aroused.
Josh was "Cougar-Cornered" at the table after dinner when Thaiquasia was awkwardly kissing his face while Shanaynay smacked his sexy booty and simultaneously yelled "Hot Chocolate!"......
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Pre Cougar is a hot chick between 32 - 34 that dates younger men. A women working on here cougar game so she can hit the ground running when she hits cougar status
The minor league for upcoming cougar super stars
Guy 1: How old is that Brady McElaney chick.
Guy 2: Like 33
Guy 1: Man she is such a pre cougar
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Originally meant small tokens or food left by an older (often rich) woman (cougar) for a much younger man to keep him coming back, in a positive way. The meaning has changed slightly to mean any personal belongings left by the cougar in a negative way.
Oh man, I almost got so busted last night.
Why man, what happened?
Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.
What?!? Did she leave her bra?
Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.
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Young man who is typically rejected by women his own age and is extra courteous and well mannered when attempting to bag a cougar.
Once all the eye candy was gone, the leftovers of the night mingled in the bar until closing time---a few cougar hawks, a whole bunch of cougars, and a couple of dirty hookers.
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A classic Cornell beverage, consisting of a double shot of spiced rum and Sprite. Variations include the "Frisky Cougar" which replaces Sprite with Fresca and the "Power Cougar" which uses pineapple juice over Sprite.
Any drink can be made a "Coug" as long as the base liquor is rum and the primary adjective uses the first letter of the mixer used in the drink. See above for examples.
Cougs must be made with spiced rum, NEVER clear rum.
"It's a good thing I had about 10 spicy cougars pregame otherwise I never would have scored them digits"
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when you (a female) are surrounded by younger people/children that are hot and you can't help but stare or be on constant lookout for them.
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The "dance" move reserved for intoxicated older women that think they are still sexy. The move starts with a VERY slow gyrating of the hips, while slowly extending the arms toward the sky. The eyes typically remain closed for the entirety of the performance. It is commonly seen at concerts by artists that are past their prime or cover bands of artists that are past their prime.
Dude, I went to a Bruce Springsteen cover band concert for the 4th of July and there was some serious cougar dance-ing going on.
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