The act of going to rehab, stealing UV lights from a nearby greenhouse, planting a cucumber in a shoe under your bed and growing it until it is a decent size to be used as a dildo for your anus. Make sure while your dildalate, you are in the shower. Using while in your room is an act of exibitionism because you are in rehab and therefore have no privacy. To get the full effect, rename yourself “Cody”.
Probation officer #1: “God, he’s been in there FOREVER! What could a boy be doing in there?”
P.O. #2: “If i didn’t know any better, I’d say he’s pulling a ‘Cody’s Cucumber’.”
The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation
After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.
The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber
cucumber loves me
A soft cucumber is a result of placing an organic vegetable inside of your anal cavity and letting it sit there while you play Counter-Strike Global Offensive.
Dude did you see that Stacy placed that cucumber inside Lola’s ass during that 1v1 match? It turned into a Soft Cucumber!
A little, cartoon green cumcumber that runs around gardens and fucks shit up. (Similar to the dancing bannana emoticon. Only real.)
WOAH! i just ate some shrooms and saw docile-cucumbers!
When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.
Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?