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When someone thinks they're so original and clever because they thought up something everyone has heard before.
"I like to call Target 'Tar-jay' to make it sound fancy."
"I don't watch that show, and none of my friends do either. They should call it 'Everybody Hates Raymond.'" (waits for laughter)
"I heard that from someone else today. Enough fake originality."
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Sombody that takes a advantage of you and your kindness so don’t let these bitchs do that
When these bitchs say “I love you” #fakelove that’s fake love for you
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when you out dangling and have no weapon so you fake like you have one to avoid getting smoked.
Me: Im finna go to the store right fast joe
Joe: you better pump fake on yo way there i heard gd nem out ridin
Me : Ight check leave the front door unlocked
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Mostly used by macintosh users.
While listening to a podcast or any other audiomaterial hearing the twitterific-, mail-, ichat-, adium-, skype-,
or whatever notification sound from one of the podcasting people and thinking it's a sound from your own computer
– but it is not.
It's related to notification paranoia.
Paul: "Everytime I'm listening to the RebelFM podcast I hear my mailprogram receiving new mails, but It didn't."
Mary: "So you fall for a fake notification?"
Paul: "Wait a sec, I heard a bird tweating"
Someone that does summer league and goes on social media and posts like they actually are committed to the sport. These people will usually try to pull off many comments and actions that a real swimmer would typically do/ say such as eating excessive amounts of food, shaving, buying tech suits, and having numerous pairs of goggles. These kids haven't broken 30 in their 50 free and don't even look like that's what's going to happen. Most times these kids are unathletic and too lazy to club swim in the winter. These kids have never and will never qualify for the end of season championship.
Swimmer 1: Did you see Bob's Instagram post?
Swimmer 2: Yeah, he's such a fake swimmer.
Swimmer 1: I agree! He hasn't even broken 30 in his 50 free!
Swimmer 2: That's pretty pothetic
to be maliciously decieved and/or placed in a trickbag
when i showed up at the dance with my lover, there were only 5 retarded kids and the principal - i knew right away that I had been fake prommed.
Pretending to have disorders (such as ADHD, depression...). Most people fake it because they want attention, likes, shares, views and comments. It's mostly done in social media (such as TikTok, Instagram...). Here's the list of commonly faked disorders:
-Tics (common in TikTok)
-ADHD
-Depression (common in Snapchat and Instagram)
-OCD (common in TikTok)
-Autism
-DID (common in TikTok)
-Anxiety
To spot a fake disorder, here's some red flags you should follow (this list will assume that you're on social media and looking at their video):
-Look at the comments (look for 'you faking it' or something, the faker would probably say something like 'no i have it, you are the faker')
-Look at older and newer content (effective for Tics and OCD)
-They alter to other personality in the beat of music (effective for DID)
-They threaten you that they will alter to you and beat you (effective for DID)
-They have vhs edited Bart Simpson, some 'deep feeling' music and says something like 'I want to die' 'I want to end it' 'I cant do this anymore' (effective for Depression)
-They have list of 'disorders' that they have (commom in tiktok)
-They list of 'personalities' that they alter to (example: they take picture of popular youtuber (usually minecrafter), the make dogshit like
-Jikk He/Him hates you, bald
-Ienhu He/Him hates transgander people
-TechnoNoob He/Him has adhd, trash at minecraft
)
*Due to 1500 character limit there isnt more red flags*
You: You're faking disorder
Him: fuck you, i gonna alter to you and beat you
You: try surviving cod voice chat lol, gl n00b