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1. A next morning, hungover dump.
Tripp: "You ready? The party starts in 10 minutes"
Owen: "Dude, I'm still recovering from the butt flush I had this morning"
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An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .
She and i just had our version of a royal flush !
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Over 50 and never heard of the courtesy flush. I figured once it's out it's out and hide your head and run.
I suppose an example could be as soon as your ready to go, flush and at least the noise helps cover up any noise. God forbid there be noise. I've tried to wait until the entire BR was empty feeling so self conscience about something no one but I do, right??????.....Never fail, soon as I hit the door and almost get my butt to the seat here comes someone. Tricky part, making it go back up until the room is empty. Well I no longer wait for an empty room but am sure excited to learn about this courtesy flush thing. And it really works???????...I'm going to the store now to test this and will report back.
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Call that trumps someone's "fives", allowing you to take the seat they just vacated.
Dude, why'd you take my seat, I called fives?
My Royal Flush beat out your fives, so piss off.
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Having someone take a dump in a woman's mouth and right afterwards she sucks dick with a mouth full of feces.
"Jason took a dump in my mouth and I gave Matt the straight flush."
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1. The winning hand in poker (A,K,Q,J,10).
2. When you crap, wipe, and flush it all down in one go (providing the toilet doesn't clog).
1. Yeah, I would've won, but Johnny doubled up with a royal flush, and I had three jacks and a pair of nines...
2. ...So I went to the bathroom and made a royal flush of my own in his toilet. Left a nice streak mark, too.
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Small city with highest emo, hudlem, pot head, and adulterous population. Most children living here have no money, come from broken families, and are high 24/7. There are no jobs in this city and its neighbor is Flint also known as the ghettoest city in the USA with the highest unemployment rate and top ten muder rate.
Flushing, MI
you: Where you from?
Flushing person: Flushing,MI
you: Aww that sucks
Flushing person:Yeh I'm High right now ttyl
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