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Real news put through a conservative Republican filter and then dumbed down.
This past year Fox News was 24-7 free campaign advertising for Bush
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A bunch of republican nazis united to brain wash the U.S. with their make believe pollitics. And of course go on about Obama and throw fits because they wanted John Mcain to win the election in 2009.
Hitler is the founder of Fox News
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AFRICAN AMERICAN ACTRESS THAT 50 CENT TOOK TO THE VMA'S. gUYS SAY SHES FINE BUT OLD 30 SOMETHIN.
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always wiping himself with the lemon wipe from KFC after he eats the rabbit poo from Roundshaw
Hi i'm Patrick fox and believe it or not i have the first Sony in the world
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When an anus is ripped to shreds from a man that sneaks up on him while he was sleeping, by another mans teeth and nails. Usually then he knocks the man out with a dildo and leaves.
Eric found a guy sleeping on his bed. So he fox holed him. The man cryer on pain until Eric left.
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an Orwellian TV "news" network owned by sensationophile Rupert Murdock. They spew biased "conservative" reports, politically biased claptrap and cutesy-wutesy reports as well as "instant live reports" on so-called celebrities as a way of providing a narcotic for the masses.
I was having breakfast in a hotel lounge in Owensboro, Kentucky last year and the big-screen TV was tuned to FOX News. There was a "Special Report" - Paris Hilton had just been released from the slammer. Whoopie-fucking-doo. People in the lounge were muttering like a bunch of gibbon monkeys: "Paris Hilton, yeah. Nadder nadder nadder..." The hosers that pretended to be news reporters - a middle-age bimbo with a real bad bleach blonde hair job, crossing her legs and wearing makeup smeared on her face, along with two male shallow pinheads with their conformist hairdos and dark blue suits just would not STFU. I wish I had a revolver with me - I would've shot the fucking TV, shattering the screen into shards, you know - like Elvis is known for doing sometimes. TV news today is just unbelievably dumb and full of shit, but the (F)ucking (O)bnoxious (X)enophobe network is probably the worst. Everybody, rise up, gather round, watch some FOX News and become a mindless droid. Never mind thinking for yourself, we'll give you your beliefs for you! Here's the shit. Come and get it!
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Faux news
The only two major difference between Fox and The Daily Show:
1. The daily show does not claim to be "fair and Balanced" like Fox does.
2. While John Stewart tells the truth with a major Liberal spin on it, people like Bill O'Reily (affectionately known as Mr. Falafel) tell outright lies.
No wonder the station is named after an animal commonly associated with sneakyness.
Fox News: The foul breath of the neocons
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