A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'
Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'
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Perhaps the best way to make sure you don't get laid that night. Any guy who buys a girl a drink is automatically desperate, and they are just showing the girl their weakness. Next time a girl asks you to buy her a drink, say, give me a french kiss. If she says no, then why should you buy her a drink. Think about it.
Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Aww, Thanks. (takes drink and moves on to the real man who is getting drinks bought for him)
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Used when someone, usually male, would like to... you know... heeheehee! =)
Hey good lookin'... I sho likes what you got goin' on there... can I get a piece?
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wanting to be alone with a certain someone based off the situation you are in.
Sitting in your room, and a girl/guy walks by that you notice is very good looking and you are with other people at the time so you either think to yourself or yell out loud...Can I Get A Hot Tub!
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Celebratory term used when the one and only "Ruth Middleton" is present. Those from the "757" get more excited than others when using it.
Person 1: Was that Ruth Middleton?
Person 2: Yea, I think it was.
Person 1: CAN I GETTA RUTH MIDDLETON?!?
Ruth Middleton: Whoop Whoop!
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Ceรฆn eye HETE your vayp;
Can I give you a blowjob?
And/or
Can I suck thy ween?
Dude Iโm so gay can I hit your vape?
Dude Iโm literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro
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I think we can rule out aโฆ โ an endlessly productive word formula designed to explain the gravity of a situation through a poetically oppositional comparison.
How to use โ I think we can rule out aโฆโ as a word formula:
1) Undercover surveillance team observing a cross burning at a Neo-Nazi rally on the February 24 and 25th 2023 day of Hatred:
Well, I guess we can rule out this as being a Bar Mitzvah.
2) A hotel worker in New Orleans brings towels to the orgy room at a swingers convention:
Well, I think we can rule out finding Gandhi in that room.
3) A pork barbecue food truck vendor dives by a park were a vegan gathering of THE RAINBOW TRIBE is being held:
I think we can rule out finding anyone in that park who wants a good carne asada.
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