iPod shuffle

The newest member of the iPod line. Consisting of a white plastic bar with a wheel and the shuffle button, it is mainly geared towards the low end user. Offered in 500MB and 1GB models costing 99 and 150 dollars respectively.

Clyde had always wanted to get an iPod, but they were far too expensive for his lifestyle, until the iPod shuffle was released

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ipod photo

an iPod that allows the customer to listen to music and watch pornographic images on the go.

I bought an iPod photo so that i could masturbate in style in public bathrooms.

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DJ iPod

Someone who hooks their iPod to speakers for a party and approaches the iPod occasionally to adjust the volume or skip to the next track.

I was too lazy to get a real DJ to perform at this party, so I declared myself DJ iPod.

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iPod Syndrome

When you're on your iPod and you can't stick to one song for more than 30 seconds without switching the song.

Jack: "Hey dude, what you listening to?"

Jill: "I was listening to Hot N Cold by Katy Perry but now I'm listening to Burnin' up by the Jonas Brothers. I can only stay on one song for like 30 seconds!"

Jack: "You must have iPod syndrome!"

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iPod whore

someone who takes their iPod everywhere and is constantly listening to it

omg, missy is such an iPod whore

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ipod-hermit

Someone who always has there ipod blasting in their ears so everyone around can hear, and no one talks to them.

I hate that kid, he's such an ipod-hermit. What a freak! No wonder no one ever talks to him.

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iPod nano

Satan in an itty bitty plastic, music-playing body.

Last night I sat on my iPod Nano. It cracked in half and then this demon popped out and ate my soul.

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