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A way to instantly win or lose an argument. Whoever has more Reddit Karma wins whatever argument they're having.
Joe: "Anime is good"
John: "No, it's not"
Joe: "I have 200 Reddit Karma though"
John: "Lmao, I have 1,000 Reddit Karma, you lose"
Joe: "Noooo"
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When you bullshit so much about being sick to stay home from work that you actually get sick.
Buddy didn't want to work that day, so he faked the flu. Guess who has the flu now? That's muhfuckin' karma right thur, mah dood. Pass the Chex Mix.
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What happens when you anonymously answer then screw over the person who places an ad on Craigslist by not showing up or being a bullshitter, only to have the same thing happen to you later on when you post something.
Aaron-I cant get any replies to my ad to sell my car
Jim-Well considering you answer ads just to mess with people, you are getting back Craigslist Karma.
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When all of your alcohol gets stolen at a party, you are allowed one night of snaggin a couple beers from some randos, guilt-free.
Dude, ALL my beer got stolen last night.... its just party karma
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The amount of good deeds one must do before their good karma kicks in.
I must have reached my karma deductible because everything seems to be going in my favour.
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When you eat something delicious only to feel it later that day or the next morning. Most commonly associated with hot wings and cheap fast food.
Man, Roy Rodgers was great last night but food karma really took it out on me this morning.
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The kind of karma that comes with being a slut:
You do your best friend's boyfriend, she finds out and keys your Porsche.
You pity-fuck the nerd from high school, and years later at the high school reunion he's hot and wants to marry you.
Basically, instead of "What you do will come back to bite you in the ass" is "Who you do will come back as an STD" for these unlucky (or lucky) bitches.
Margo: "...and she didn't even have the modesty to cover up after I walked in on them, either. I mean, come on."
Chelsea: "She's a whore, Margo. Slut-karma will get her sooner rather than later."
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