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Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)

Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.

by CookieCrisp6969 August 18, 2021


Trash listed

Being thrown out or sent away.

Trevor keep's getting trash listed from all the fraternities....

by Groovie Mann August 9, 2014


Len list

A list len gives you when you ask him for a “top 3” of anything.

This is how u create a len list:
1. Your favorite thing
2. Another thing u can think of
3. There is none

my Len list for the top 3 albums in the last 5 years is:
1) gkmc
2)idk
3)

by jocksrule March 13, 2018


goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011


Trending list

The thing watermelon sugar is still on

"Hey guys have you seen the trending list?"
"Yes, and geuss what's still on it?"

by fuck off nosy ass prick March 18, 2021


schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015


Honeydo list

The most important list of your life! More important than any other list of stuff you have to do! Can be for men or women but must be REAL things needed done, not a list of positions or a mile long list of nothing but blowjobs.

This Saturday I'll knock out everything on the honeydo list so I can spend all day Sunday working on my truck!

by BigSexySixSix October 7, 2023