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My childhood crush \(^o^)/
He's an English Vocaloid (I'm English too, yay) who is twelve years old, and has a number of messed up songs. He has platinum hair, which is sorta long, an old-fashioned navy coat, a white cap, a bandage over one eye, one of his legs and probably his arm, IDK.
Overall, he's a great Vocaloid :)
And he has a bird! How cool is that?!
(Not that cool, but OK.)
Fangirl: Hey, it's an English Len!
Other Person: *sigh...*
Fangirl: What?
Other Person: Vocaloid OLIVER is not an English Len.
Fangirl: Who's Vocaloid OLIVER? There's only eight Vocaloids! Miku, Rin, Len, Kaito, Luka, Meiko, Gakupo and Gumi!
Other Person: *facepalm* THOSE ARE MADE BY CRYPTON. AND INTERNET CO.LTD!
Fangirl: What's Crypton and Internet thingy?
Other Person: Kill me.
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he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
cool its oliver's dad
The name of the only competent referee in the premier league. Which is funny because he’s still very bad compared to European referees, however as he shares a league with such referees as Anthony Taylor and Mike Dean, it makes him look like VAR was a human being. However seems to always miss handballs and therefore has given more VAR handballs than any other referee. He has a chubby chin but is quite athletic. Finally, he’s unpopular with Assistant referees as he always plays advantage when they flag for a foul, making them look stupid.
Person 1: “Oh nice, Sarah is our coach tonight”
Person 2: “Oh she’s such a bad teacher”
Person 1: “they’re all bad, but she’s a Michael Oliver, bad, but much better than the rest.”
big crusty tits with pancake nip nops that look extremely delicious. you'd want to gobble them up whole but you can't, sadly.
"damnn that chick has olive titties"
Oliver Wilson are usually one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet, inside and out! They are always someone who puts everyone else's needs before themselves and never thinks about the consequences they might have to face by helping others. They always know how to make you smile even in the darkest of times and are always a little shy when it comes to important things. They never want to do anything wrong and ramble a lot when they are nervous! But they usually have an amazing smile which could brighten up anyone's day! And they've been known to have eyes that appear dark brown...but if you stare at them long enough...they're actually green! But knowing an Oliver Wilson is one of the best things you can ever do! They are the best people and you should consider yourself lucky if you do know one! They are so beautiful!
"YOU know Oliver Wilson?! You must feel so special!"
Oliver moy is a fine ass man who is hot for what? Literally breathing. He can SING,DANCE,BEING HOT, EXIST, LITERALLY ANYTHING. THIS MAN IS PERFECTION. NAME SOMETHING AND THIS GUY CAN DO IT PLUS HE GOT HOT FRIENDS?!?! Aka nsb. Find you a man that is like Oliver moy
Oh yeah Oliver moy I heard of him…he is a fine man.
A professional paintball player, often regarded as the best in the world. Made history in 2006 by joining the Los Angeles Ironmen with a signing bonus of $100,000.
Oliver Lang once again led team Ironmen to victory
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