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What overweight food stamp people wear all the time so as they get fatter they expand with them
Chad : Wow look at all the Pajama Pant's in the store today!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding it's disgusting to see them fill there carts with junk food and pass right by the soap isle.
Chad : I know I bet when they have sex it smell's like rotten fish in there bed.
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Pajama Pants!
Chad : Get lost you fat smelly fucker!
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intensely excited about something such that one's excitement rivals that of sexual pleasure
The release of Madden 2006 made Bob, an avid football gamer, happy in the pants.
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The basis of many rave, techno, Electronic Dance Music songs. Similar to boots and cats. Also the tune Maxwell the Pig grooves to.
"Man, I went to the bar and it was techno night. All I could hear was Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and Boots and Pants and....
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Pants worn during or before the act of sexual intercourse that help facilitate intercourse. Generally they are pants that are easily pulled down or removed for purposes of sex. The pants can include a lube reservoir as well as a condom dispenser.
A girl wanted a quickie last night. Good thing I was wearing my banging pants so I was ready to go.
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1. To "wear the pants" in a relationship is to be the person in charge of the relationship, whether that being the man or the woman, even though it is usually the man.
1. Jane "Bitch, go do the laundry"
Derek "No!"
Jane "Do it, I wear the pants in this relationship!"
Derek *sigh* "Oi doggy, Ill go do it"
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1. An exclamation of extreme rage
2. When your expectations are shattered by bad news
(also known as a Shitty Pants Situation)
"Shitty Pants!"
"This couldn't get any worse, what a Shitty Pants Situation"
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n. The fold in someone's pants or shorts that makes it look like their dick is sticking out.
"Hey, Spence! You look horny, you want to go fuck?"
"Nah, I'm too Burt Reynolds for that. These jeans just give me major pant dick."
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