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The egg no one can stop fucking talking about cuz it's "ThE MOsT LwIKeD InSPaGrAM PoSt"
I'm your host killer keemstar leeeet'ssss get reeeeuuutttt into the news. Our first story comes from an Instagram account called the world record egg
A record label in Nigeria
Hotbeats records is a good record label
Bad fellow benningfield junior active record's. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.
I invented and made and created bad FELBJrative records 😎 🤪.
To suck on the succulent wang #fullmeatfalvour
Julie spent all Friday night on the lamb recorder to get her citizenship
when you vomit and crap at the same time, an extreme version of a human screenshot
Damn, that was one funky human screen record. I should probably see a doctor
When your brakes are well past their life and you’ve been grinding deep grooves into your rotors
“Yeah man, I’ve hearing some intense grinding for the past couple months whenever I press on the brake. Why is that?”
“Oh those records went platinum for sure.”
when a female masturbates, or a man masturbates a female. the motion of the two fingers resembles the dj scratching a record.
Me: Last night my girl and I got really worked up at the movies.
Friend: Oh yeah bro? did she hook you up in the theatre?
Me: Yeah bro, she was jerking me and I told her I was going to "scratch your record", right there in the back row, she was down with it so I un buttoned her jeans and started playing.
Friend: that's awesome bro.
Me: yeah. I love pretending im a DJ.