December 10th is national skip school day
If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck
Freddy are you going to school tomorrow
No Ella it’s national skip school day
December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be fun
Evey 5th of October , skip school (well loads of ppl weren’t in so yk - ig) .
“Eyy , r u skipping school today?”
“Why , Wdym?”
“It’s National skip school day , didn’t you know?”
“Umm , no 😂”
“Seriously 🙉”
When a boy has a reputation of being a player so much so that girls start skipping him before he even says hi.
He tried adding me on facebook, but I know he's a skip boy.
December 4th is national skip school day, the teachers can’t get us in trouble if the whole school was off, so remember everyone skip school on December 4th!!
“Hey Eilidh, are you going to school tomorrow”
“No Kacey, tomorrow is skip school day, nobody will be there”
Pure scruffs who live in skips and who steal sandwiches from greggs.
chazzer:OMG look its the Skip Twins!
megan:hahahahaha look at them going to shoe market
chazzer:pure scruffs
megan:yeahh bitchface!!!!!
A man who has the power to travel between dimensions. He's currently known as LPK in the gaming community. He is a real memelord. He has created such classics as Spoink has swag with the other memelord TheAppleJhon. Legends say if you say Skip GOD 8 times while watching hentai, he will come to your Dimension and resolve all the problems there.
Bloke 1: Hey dude, do you have any idea where Skip GOD is ?
Bloke 2: I think he's in Dimension A, getting all that puss puss.