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land of the hicks. Their only books are the farmers almanac, playboy, the John Deere catalouge. All they talk about is tractors and guns. and who they want to fuck0but never will on account of their dick...or lack there of
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The capital city of a county, from which the county's government operates, and where fairgrounds and regional offices of state agencies are frequently located.
Frisco fills the entire county of San Francisco, so it can't help but be the county seat.
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A county in suburban Maryland located north of Washington DC. It is known for bourgeois socialists and competitive wokeness. Everyone drives a Prius and listens to NPR. They are governed by a Socialist, Marc “Marx” Elrich who makes policy based on his trips to Cuba. To become a resident here, you have to pass a Racial Equity and Social Feelings exam. At the same time, most people here are NIMBYs who don’t want to the progressive change they fight for happen in their own backyards.
Montgomery County has elected three Democratic Socialists to state and local government offices. People here are so woke.
I live in Montgomery County. I voted against school boundary changes so my kids don’t have to go to school with poor black people. But I have a Black Lives Matter sticker on my Prius, so I’m not racist.
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A county in north central Florida, between the cities of Ocala and Orlando. Population is 62,000 and increasing rapidly as an enormous retirement community for retirees known as “The Villages” is quickly overtaking almost the entire northeastern segment of the county. Sumter County has two major towns: Bushnell to the south, the county seat, and Wildwood to the north. Large amount of black people occupy the north end of the county while illegal Mexican immigrants occupy the south. Tension and rivalry between “North-enders” and “South-enders” is common. Sumter County, Florida, has a high STD, teenage and out-of-wedlock pregnancy rates and poverty rate. The average age that females get married in Sumter is around 19 ½ years, whereas the national rate is 25 ½ and rising; it should also be noted that this county in question has one of the highest divorce rates in the state of Florida. Many residents of Sumter County are “churchy” but are far from Christian; they only go to church because of long family ties and such hypocrisy is evident in the lives of their children, particularly the daughters. Single young men need not live or even visit Sumter County; there is an overabundance of them already there, growing old, bitter and confused over the lack of elibigle women.
Welcome to Sumter County, Florida, home to thousands of old Yankees and even more white and black trash.
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An south part of an county in Maryland known as Charles County
"So you gonna go back to chuck county."
"Old chunk county."
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Where all the hoes and fuck boys live.
My ex is the biggest fuck boy in Hardin County
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A large dumb animal that roams around in places it is not welcome. Devours all forms of food and snores while its awake. Picks mysterious objects from its nose and places them on your walls. It lets out a battle cry that will make your ears bleed. It thinks it is fire proof but this is not true. Beware of this creature.
Dude 1: I think I spotted a Big County over there!
Dude 2: Holy shit! Let's get out of here before it spots us.
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