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In a rush of hormones, grabbing tabasco sauce rather than personal lubricant in the course of having intercourse.
Omg, i wanted to bang this hott chick so bad i ended up giving myself a flaming sword instead.
Standard weapon of a medieval european knight and well trained men-at-arms. Designed to be used on one hand whilst the other one holding a shield. It was much rarer than those Hollywood shows and movies would make people believe.
It was designed to cut and slash through heavy chainmails and plate armours. So it was heavier and stronger than most swords of its time.
Bastard-sword was just a mixture of a two-handed greatsword and a long-sword
A weapon from the Marvel Universe only seen in the obscure "Super Hero Super Squad" cartoon, video game, comics, and toys popular in the late 2000s. It is made out of 12 "infinity shards" and can cut through anything and can kill divine beings.
Guy 1: Hey, do you remember the infinity sword?
Guy 2: What's that?
Guy 1: You know, the sword from Marvel that Dr. Doom really really wants?
Guy 2: What the heck are you talking about?
Guy 1: No one remembers Super Hero Super Squad.
When a male is proceeding to have sex with a waffle iron whilst it is turned on. The man’s penis will have second-degree burn marks that make it resemble a waffle.
My friend got sent to a burn center having getting a very bad waffle sword.
When you tape your empties together, with the fresh can on top, thus creating a beer sword.
Hey, check out Josh's beer sword! He's been drinkin' like a Kennedy!
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