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A day when you try to pretend like you don't like your girlfriend so you don't have to buy her shit. One of the three days to be single. The other two being Christmas and Her Birthday.
I broke up with my girl because next weeks Valentine's Day, I'll be back with her in March.
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When a son gets caught masturbating by his mother, but he doesn't stop. Instead he calls her over, and she complies.
Billy Ray: I pulled the ol' Pennsylabama Valentine.
Joe Bob: You sho' is one slick fella, Billy Ray.
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A day when you get to show your significant other, be that wife/gf or husband/bf, how much you care for them. You of course show them this every day, but Valentine's Day is a day to really step up to the plate and show the person you truly care for them.
Also a day when single people get very jealous because they have no one to spend the day with and see no point in it. I'd be willing to bet money that if they were in a relationship they'd see why the day is special.
True Story
Me: "I surprised my girlfriend this year by covering her eyes and then showing her to the kitchen where I had strawberries and chocolate laid out on the table. We then proceeded to make chocolate covered strawberries, because she loves them, and then fed eachother them. We won't go into detail about what happened afterwards."
My Buddy(single): "That's stupid. What's so special about Valentine's Day anyway?"
Me: "You're only saying that cause you aren't dating anyone."
Buddy: "Shut up man." (Proceeds to walk away)
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An emo who ,unlike a strife emo (Emo's who use sharp objects), use blunt objects, such as rods, sticks, finger nails ect. to tear away their skin
He uses a metal rod to cause self harm, he is a valentine emo
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The period of time before Valentine's Day when many guys and girls rush to find someone to spend Valentine's Day with. Often, people would be more eager than usual to talk to people they are interested in.
It was such a Valentine rush at the party today. So many more people came up to talk to me than before.
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Unfunctional person who can't do anything in theworld but rely on one important thing better than life, WoW.
I, Ted Valentine has dedicated this game to be my life and nothing more.
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1. n. My-spAce VAL-eN-TINE - One or more persons who meet each other on Myspace right before Valentines Day, and begin dancing with their words in a mutual-virtual-romantic-awareness...
--The reason for becoming a Myspace Valentine and not a REAL Valentine is because, although the two individuals are infatuated with each other, they are physically incapable of having an actual face-to-face meeting, due to constraints of geography/time/money/etc. - thus resulting in a humorous approach, where one of them asks the other if (she) will be (his) Myspace Valentine, obviously because (he) is interested in (her). Ahem.
2. n. -- Not simply a scapegoat or a "cushion" if you will for not having a REAL relationship, and definitely nothing to be regarded as "shallow" because of it's immediate relation to "Myspace"
--Anyone with a decent I.Q. or a soul would note the authenticity and sincerity of a Myspace Valentine, seeing as how it carries an intriguing aura of mysterious energy, which also leaves open a positive future outlook of
"possibly something more"
This seems very comical at first... but then becomes absurdly real... later.
Good luck my Urban Addictionary word-smiths. Have a Happy Myspace Valentines Day!
1. "Aww! Of course I will be your MySpace Valentine. Nobody has ever asked me that before…you will be a FIRST! (Well, nor have I ever poetically DUELED anyone before either…I must admit that was kind of HOT –and also a FIRST" said Kristi right before her and Bryan began engaging in one of the most timeless virtual-kisses the imagination and Myspace had ever witnessed..."
2. Bryan began day-dreaming about his My Space Valentine and wondered if she was thinking the same thoughts he was... and even began checking his Myspace account with periodical interest, just in case.
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