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The cart the coroner halls you dead body off with.
My grandma was fine til she rode the velvet patty wagon
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The same acts described in the Hummel Pummel, only the girl receiving the head-butting is on her period.
"Yo did you totally bone your girlfriend for her birthday last night?"
"Nah she was on her period, so i gave her the Red Velvet Pummel instead"
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When ejaculation and disposal of menstrual blood occur at the same time during sexual intercorse, forming a thick red mixture.
Jim and Katie made some red velvet yogurt last night and served it to their kids for breakfast this morning.
Hey Joe, I was riding the velvet dragon last night for the first time!
Did it feel better than vaginal?
To me, yes, but some people prefer apple pie to pecan.
The act of ejactulating inside of a woman while she is mentstruating.
Broski, last night I totally boned this chick on her period. We baked a red velvet creamcake.
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The act of ejaculating in a girl while she is menstration
Bro I totally gave that girl a red velvet creampie last night
When a man is banging a girl on her period, and then forces his bloody penis into her mouth, thus giving her a red velvet looking mustache.
Daaaayyyummm this Mexican chick had the biggest red velvet mustache I have ever seen in my life. It was like Niagara Falls down there.
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