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Watermelon boarding- The act of waving a tasty piece of watermelon repeatedly in front of a good friend's face and at the last moment pulling it away. This being an obvious form of torture, the good friend gets bored and leaves... Watermelon boarding!!!! Lol.
Watermelon boarding is a fun way to entertain oneself on a hot summers day.
Watermelon to the face:
Used in context one someone smokes a bowl of hash and release an enormous cloud of hashy smoke that in return makes the subject cry and cough for a duration of minutes.
*Johnny takes a toke*
*Cough* *Cough*
Bob: Watermelon to the face, bro.
A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)
Do you remember the Watermelon War
Citthe original collection of Thunberg and other relevant type material, show that the sweet watermelon (Citrullus ss in Shenzhen in China in 2017.4
The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.
they didn't let me have most of it :(
watermelon lmao
A green laser aiming device. A term used by less intelligent citizens of Montgomery, Alabama that has proliferated throughout the country.
Hey yo, u got dat glawk wit da stendo and watermelon beam?!?!?!
A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.
Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.
Chinese net-slang.
The act of consuming a dramatic story typically involving celebrities as it develops WITHOUT GETTING INVOLVED IN THE CONVERSATION, usually via social media posts. These stories are juicy, sweet, and lacking substance, much like a watermelon.
Synonym: buying soya sauce - to indicate one is not involved in the drama currently unfolding.
eg. The crowds of watermelon eaters eagerly wait for more details to be dug up as the story develops.
A: Did you see that post too lol, man I really wanna say something.
B: Don't engage if you don't wanna get trolled, just eat your watermelon and enjoy.
So many stories this year had us eating watermelon non-stop!