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1- Steppibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepuncle.
stepuncle-in-law.
man 1: I slept ten hours yesterday. It felt so good.
man 2: Man, have you never heard of the first law of reddit?
The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation
John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit
The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.
He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.
When visiting a friend who is in college, one must provide some form of alcohol as a housewarming present.
Dave: I'm going down to visit my friend at college this weekend.
Johnny: Make sure you abide by Bonco's law, bring him some beer!
the theory that as an online discussion about Christmas/holiday movies progresses, it becomes inevitable that someone or something will eventually be mentioned that Die Hard is indeed, a Christmas movie
{person 1}I think Home alone is the best Christmas movie.
{person 2}Nah, the Grinch is the best!
{person 3}What about Jingle All The Way?
{person 4}Did you know Die Hard is a Christmas movie??
{person 5}Hahaha, mcclane's law!
A better way of saying "it's the law" but removing the "it" because it's unnecessary. Also an alternate form of stating the facts without having to explain yourself. "It is what it is, stop trying to find a reason" kind of vibe
*Ally is rocking her new channel bag for a day at work at the morgue (cause she is a doctor) and one of her classmates approaches her about her bag*
person: "your bag shouldn't be in here, its like not the place for that"
Ally: "mm, yes I can, its law. What you cant do is mind my business, and that's law too"