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An asshole heavily bruised and beaten from anal sex.
The secretary explained to me that she ended up with a Chris Brown-Eye after a night of rump shakin and sodomy.
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The Eye Contact Rule is simple. If one finds that they are engaging in a homosexual act, as long as they don't make eye contact it isn't gay.
Friend 1: Bro did you suck his dick?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend 1: Bro you're fucking gay as shit
Friend 2: It isn't gay, we didn't make eye contact. The Eye Contact Rule applies.
Or
"It isn't gay if you don't look them in the eyes though."
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Said this before
Probs more than once
Only replied here after reading
and reading
and reading
How did I appear … as I was at the time .. my alter ego .. the artist
How do I appear now .. strangely the same but its like my art became real .. it was always spiritual at the core, energy mostly but maybe that’s the thing with expanding one’s mind
It keeps expanding .. books I read informed me but ultimately made me ask questions
Questions ..
More questions … to go with the questions I have regarding here … the number of people liked into an intricate web … or that’s how it seems as an individual with many accounts about you ..
Strange thing .. I’m a recluse .. probs only way to get me … and you did (hidden faces in the shadows)
And I let it … why …
Just in case …
Twin flame ..
Always believed there was a perfect match for me … and I am perfect for someone who actually compliments me (not as those sort of compliments) ..
And those were the only eyes my original posts were intended for ..
In response ..
Worth the risk ..
Anyone else who reveals they were part of this … your just removing your mask .. for the world to see
And if the world can’t see
I know
Spirit knows
And your soul is a record
If every last second .. feeling .. thought ..
And that
Is
All
I
Need
To
Say
…
For your eyes only … haha all of me if you want …
All or nothing
There can only be one …
I reject all others …
Can I be any clearer than this ?
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big pretty eyes that stare into your soul when a girl looks up at you while giving oral sex
Dude did you see that? She totally has porn star eyes, I have to see for myself.
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"You Sad." A permanent frown on the face. Never being able to smile. Having the natural face of a sad child! A.K.A Q' Face
:(((
Breann's Face.
Knee Bay Eye, you should learn to smile.
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An old-fashioned term for "Stop crying."
Come on, now. Dry your eyes.
NOBODY SAYS "DRY YOUR EYES" ANYMORE!
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Hanging your nuts in the eye sockets of your best girl while she lays on her back, causing her to experience a testicular eclipse.
When I gave Sue the Mexican Eye Goggles she thought the power went out!
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