I'm God fanfiction

Fan fiction categorized by having a story based on another media as a fanfiction, but instead of the story keeping the same basic elements of the official/original media, the elements from the original media are changed completely in order to fit the writer's personal agenda.

These Fan fictions usually appear as stories that have the same characters in name an appearance of the official media, but the characterization is changed completely into something different in order to meet the writer's wants.

For Example:

A Naruto fan fiction that has Orochimaru characterized as a sweet, gentle, kind, and girly man.

SoulEater fanfiction that has Maka characterized as very girly and prissy.

Sonic fanfiction that has Sonic as a jerk.

I hate I'm God fanfiction writers!

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God’s favorite word is "Come"

Signpost at church´s entrance in Pennsylvania.

I knew it... God’s favorite word is "Come"!

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God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

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Small girl with big god

Nigerian slang, A sarcastic praise to young ladies (hustler) that dates wealthy older men in other to afford things she can't for her self.
Also applies to a prostitute

That small girl with big god just got a range rover, from her "big gods"

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God you're like a goat

Phrase used in the movie Revenge of The Nerds. Translated, it means "God your such a slut"

When Carl found that his wife was cheating on him he exclaimed,"God you're like a goat!"

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ri-god-damn-diculous

ri·god·dam·dic·u·lous ri-god-dam-dik-yuh-luhs Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation

–adjective

absurd comcastic call center words; preposterous; laughable

A ri-god-damn-diculous supervisor named Keith.

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God is dead. The fire is gone.

A phrase said by Gabriel from Ultrakill. Sometimes used by people to display futility or hopelessness

some dude:"P-Please, Gabriel, See reason! The council follows the will of the father! You seek to go against our creato-"

Gabriel: "Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. You're chasing phantoms."

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