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A Bad Boyfriend Job is when your job treats you horribly, pays you horribly or even is just unhealthy for you but you keep it because it pays and you have not found another job to take its place.
You might even reason with yourself to say you are staying in this job for one reason or another but in reality, you are stuck until you find other employ or quit the job, usually citing sanity reasons.
Rick was humiliated every Saturday at his job because of his weight but it was a Bad Boyfriend Job and he needed the money. Knowing this, it made things better for a little while.
After explaining my job to my therapist, she said to leave as soon as possible. It was a Bad Boyfriend job that had gone toxic.
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The pretend stroking of an invisible penis to a person where a real penis would be located. You can give an air hand job to a male or a female. Air hand jobs are very common among college track and field athletes.
Look at Joseph giving air hand jobs to all of his teammates in the weight room, it is almost like he is getting a working from pretend hand jobs.
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The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.
AKA – “illegal immigration”.
I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?
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When a guy recieves a blow job by a girl with pigtails and he uses her pigtails as if they were handlebars on a bicylce to control his blow job.
"Dude I totally got a bicycle blow job last night."
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A fireman's blow job is when you receive some mouth lovin' while your shoes, pants, and underwear are still around your ankles, so that when the blowing has come to an end, you can pull them up and get on with your bidness.
I just got an awesome Fireman's Blow Job from my lady friend.
We only have 5 minutes, how about a fireman's BJ?
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With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.
For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!
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Whilst a man is recieving a BJ, he crosses his legs behind his partners head, forcing her to take all his manhood and locking her head in position. Once the legs are locked he then proceeds into a 'death-roll', rolling from side to side until he finishes.
For the females part, she is to try and say "Crikey, He's cumming right for us" in an Austrlian Accent, whilst gagging on his manhood
Alex: last night a gave Kris a Crocodile Blow-Job!
Charles: But did she say "Crikey!"
Alex: i'm not sure with all the gagging!
Charles: Steve Irwin would be proud!
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