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A stupid phrase said by ugly ass bitches who look like the creeper from Minecraft except irl. If said, the person who said it should get a can of beans to the face and then make them sit and watch Cujo 5 times over and over again until they lose it.
Side Eye, Bombastic side eye!
Shut the fuck up.
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To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.
I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.
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The hole in the end of a man's penis.
You ever talk to me like that again I'll shove my key in your Golden Eye
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insanely bright eyes...also "serial killer eyes" if you have a relationship with a person who has this physical attribute it is often startling when you gaze over at them in the morning.....
My ex boyfriend, Steven had homo-blue eyes and I would jump fifty feet when he'd stare at me.
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Eye Socket Rape, is, sadly, an actual theme in some Japanese Hentai Doujinshi (porn fan comics, like, a Sailor Moon porn fan comic)) and hentai manga (porn comics). The only place I've ever seen it is in a popular sex comic published by ErosComix(.com), the name of which I'm not quite sure of, though the series features a futanari (dick-girl, aka, woman with a penis) named "Jun".
Anyway, as you can tell by the word, it involves a penis entering a woman's (usually, can be a man's) eye socket, and utterly destroying the eye during the penetration and sexual act. This is usually not consensual sex, thus why it is called "Eye Socket Rape", though I know at least one incident where it was consensual.
It's in the last issue of that comic, anyway.
In the last issue of that comic, that creepy guy eye socket rapes his demure mail-order alien bride.
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The act of lubing up a penis with BBQ sauce, fucking a girl in the ass, then when finished- insert a savory chicken wing into her butthole which "sauces it up", and feeding it to her. Not to be confused with the "Dirty Buffalo Wing".
Friend 1. "Man, those wings were good last night."
Friend 2. "Yeah, I took some home and had a Brown Eye BBQ with my girlfriend."
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A facial cumshot, especially one which gets in the eye of the recipient. Since many regard a facial as "the money shot," it stands to reason that the spatterings of sperm would be their symbol.
At the end of the video, the amateur porn queen took four loads on the face--she definitely had dollop signs in the eyes!
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