When a plane barely takes off of a runway and lands very smoothly in the sea in front of the runway (unintentionally).
Oh shit, did that 737 do a wet butter at Madeira?
cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.
Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?
Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!
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A strapping young rogue who can seduce Indians left right and centre. Some believe he is Jesus' spirit in the body of a well aged pig. If you are to ever come across one take a picture of it and burn the device used to capture the image spread the ash in your garden and you shall create a tree which bears fruit which can grant the consumer godly powers. Albino butter teeth always hang around people who identify as Apache attack helicopters.
"My golly gosh old bean you are quite the albino butter tooth".
A sweet ball of joy babygirl. Usually a red head. With the most perfect dimples.
That’s my butter bean.
When you fuck a bitch and pull out your dick and rub it on her clit then stick it back in and commence the bang sesh
I was bangin this hoe last night and half way through I gave her the Butter Nubbins
When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.