Wet Skeleton

A sexual act so embarrassingly grotesque, you hope it never again sees the light of day

After Missy gave a blow job while peeing, she hoped no one would find out about her wet skeleton

wet wings

When you and a guy you’re beefing with are about to fight, and your fists are sweating with anticipation

Oh yeah Frank?! I’m bouta hit you with my wet wings.

wet moustache

When you wee in a girl whilst having intercourse and then put your pubes in her mouth.

Clare when you get home from work, I’m going to give you a wet moustache

i have a wet penis

Freind1) i have wet pp
Freind2) y and also lemme see

Freind1) i looked at ure mum
Freind2)ikr

Sex makes pp mean i have a wet penis

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

Wet Lolly-pop

A girl is about to give you a blowjob. When you pull down your pants she spits on your dick and doesn't give you head.

Hey dude, how was Kathy?

She gave me a "Wet Lolly-pop"!

Liberal wet dream

When you have sex with a person that has herpes and the blisters are popping, which gives you a pop rock sensation.

That liberal wet dream last night was amazing, but I’m bound to regret it later.