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An extra dash of a good luck wish. Wishing someone well.
1. Jon : Wish me good lucky lucky!
Joan : Good lucky lucky, you ducky!
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A way of measuring good deeds a boyfriend preforms for his boy/girlfriend. They usually come in handy when something like cheating/lying is done. Kind of like a "Get Out of Jail Free" card for relationships
Boyfriend: "Fuuuck, man!"
Boyfriend's friend: "What?"
Boyfriend: "I got wasted and cheated on Alyssa man... She's totally pissed!"
Boyfriend's friend: "Damn man; she caught you cheating? You're totally fucked."
Boyfriend: "Nah man all those Good Boyfriend Points might end up saving me..."
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Roommate plays the good guy role after the 1st roommate had sex with a girl
I take a girl home, have sex with her, she becomes attached, i am rude and unpleasant to her at all times, she is at a low, my roommate comes in and consoles her to then leading her to have sex with him as well. Hence Good Cock, Bad Cock
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1. A compliment meant to recognize the overall beauty of one's male genitalia.
2. A metaphorical compliment that can be applied outside the realm of genitalia. Normally used to recognize the achievements of a fellow man or woman or to commend another on general aesthetic beauty.
1. Tom walks in on Bruce while he is changing and glances at his penis:
Tom: "Good lookin' dick, Peter"
Bruce: "Thank you"
Tom: "Beautiful dick"
2. Paul hits a home run in a beer league softball game:
Teammates: "Good lookin' dick, Peter! Beautiful dick!"
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When you have been Playing/Or chating Online and you want to go to sleep But its Morning So instead of saying Good Night you say Good Night Morning Or GNM
Good Night Morning (GNM)
User1: Hey Im going to bed right now im really tired :)
User2: ok then GNM
user1:GNM:)
Good Night Morning (GNM)
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Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
So good that you need to stop talking to enjoy it.
Everyone went silent because it was "shut the fuck up good."