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Roommate plays the good guy role after the 1st roommate had sex with a girl
I take a girl home, have sex with her, she becomes attached, i am rude and unpleasant to her at all times, she is at a low, my roommate comes in and consoles her to then leading her to have sex with him as well. Hence Good Cock, Bad Cock
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An extra dash of a good luck wish. Wishing someone well.
1. Jon : Wish me good lucky lucky!
Joan : Good lucky lucky, you ducky!
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A way of measuring good deeds a boyfriend preforms for his boy/girlfriend. They usually come in handy when something like cheating/lying is done. Kind of like a "Get Out of Jail Free" card for relationships
Boyfriend: "Fuuuck, man!"
Boyfriend's friend: "What?"
Boyfriend: "I got wasted and cheated on Alyssa man... She's totally pissed!"
Boyfriend's friend: "Damn man; she caught you cheating? You're totally fucked."
Boyfriend: "Nah man all those Good Boyfriend Points might end up saving me..."
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1. A compliment meant to recognize the overall beauty of one's male genitalia.
2. A metaphorical compliment that can be applied outside the realm of genitalia. Normally used to recognize the achievements of a fellow man or woman or to commend another on general aesthetic beauty.
1. Tom walks in on Bruce while he is changing and glances at his penis:
Tom: "Good lookin' dick, Peter"
Bruce: "Thank you"
Tom: "Beautiful dick"
2. Paul hits a home run in a beer league softball game:
Teammates: "Good lookin' dick, Peter! Beautiful dick!"
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When you have been Playing/Or chating Online and you want to go to sleep But its Morning So instead of saying Good Night you say Good Night Morning Or GNM
Good Night Morning (GNM)
User1: Hey Im going to bed right now im really tired :)
User2: ok then GNM
user1:GNM:)
Good Night Morning (GNM)
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“My dish was slap yo mama good”- a redneck off of Master Chef.
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