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A bad ass bitch. Tends to use the acronyms "lmao" & "lol" alot. Likes to use ":)" & ":(" rather than emojis to express himself through messages. Don't question his loyalty. Lastly, he's such a kind-hearted young man willing to drop everything for a friend. He abides by the motto "Friends over family"
Jason-John Tapa loves all.
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Some one with the smallest dick in the world.Some one who had such a micropenis they put the name to shame.
"Yo have you seen john wade kearney dick!?!?!"
"Yea dude its smaller than trumps."
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A threesome only involving Johnson (aka penis) owning participants.
This 3 way sausage fest is inclusive of male, trans or hermaphrodites. Biological females may be permitted to participate if they wear a strap on at all times.
The "Johno" in the love trio is usually reserved for the role of "lucky pierre"
John "Johno" Johnson
"What did you get up to over the weekend?"
"I went on a night out in Barrow-In-Furness and ended up being the "Johno" in a John Johno Johnson"
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The only canonized Saint involved in pedophilia scandal
John Paul II protected pedophile priests when he was Archbishop of Krakow in Poland
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A place for the following
• whores
• chaw boys
• rednecks
• autistic
John Hancock Academy is the worst school in America
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Extreme Massachusetts liberal, in the mold of other famous Democrat failures such as Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale.
Unable to keep his lies straight:
"I actually did vote for the $87 billion, before I voted against it."
John F. Kerry lost the 2004 Presidential election in a landslide of the magnitude not seen since 1984.
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Trump is a 74 year old white man who was the president of the United States from 2017 to 2021. Trump is racists, sexist, ageist, he does not support LGBTQ+ members, he almost started world war lll And lets not forget he r*ped girls and woman, witch is not ok
Someone: "i support trump"
Me: "DON'T"
Me: "Donald John Trump is not a good man"
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