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Ape Whore

An ex partner that walks like an ape, and acts like a whore.

Here comes ape whore

by pingpongdong May 15, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ap calc

The shittiest math class you could ever take in high school. It's a mixture of your rabbit's grassy shit and your drunk grandpa's throw up. This class make you want to smoke 4 doobies at once.

I almost hate George Bush as much as I fucking hate ap calc!

by Funkybuddha May 12, 2014

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Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 1, 2012


ap/dp

Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.

Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 28, 2010


Full Ape

1: Going crazy. If someone goes full ape you should be very careful not to piss them off so you dont get fucked up.
2: a sex tactic. Pounding someones asshole until either their penis or vagina bleeds.

Zach said if another teacher fucks with him he will go full ape.

Ruben went full ape on zach and zach had to go to the hospital to get stitches.

by uhoh! September 15, 2015


ape tiddy

An adjective describing a situation, scenario or individual in which the subject has gone terribly out of control or reached a level of bizarre circumstance

Things got real ape tiddy in the street once the police arrived

by Z53 September 21, 2022


Ape Client

Insane client well known for making Madthe Industries cope

Person 1: How tf did you beat me
Person 2: Get Ape Client today :sunglasses:

by iiCherry April 21, 2022