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The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.
(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)
Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"
Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)
Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."
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Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’
“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”
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A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.
I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.
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The date someone fails no nut November. Usually said when wanting discuss when they failed (nutted), but they don't want outside listeners to know. Someone can have multiple November birthdays in one year.
Hey Joe when's your November Birthday
Ah, November 5th 7th and 10th but I'm going strong since then
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What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.
Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.
Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!
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A wish you give to someone you want to wish someone to enjoy the day of their birth, and celebrate another year of life.
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While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.
I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.
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