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The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.
(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)
Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"
Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)
Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."
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A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.
I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.
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Used when trying to express that you are a birthday. Another way to say that you love birthdays; without actually having to say it. Sometimes misheard: ‘I’m gay,’ but you need to get your ears checked. They did not say ‘I’m gay,’ they clearly said ‘I’m birthday.’
“I’m birthday, it’s pretty unfortunate isn’t it, Eleanor?”
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What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.
Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.
Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!
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A wish you give to someone you want to wish someone to enjoy the day of their birth, and celebrate another year of life.
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While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.
I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.
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Your birthday is a special day where you celebrate the day you were born.
Usually with a cake and/or gifts.
If today is Your Birthday happy birthday
Lucy: hey Isabella it's your birthday! Happy Birthday
Isabella: aww thanks
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