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birthday envy

The feeling a child (or immature adult) gets when it's somebody elses birthday and not their own.

(Personally, I'm good as long as I still get cake and ice cream.)

Girl 1: "I can't wait until Monica sees what I bought for her birthday...what did you get her?"

Girl 2: "I'm not goin' to that stupid party! I wish it was my birthday!" (stomps off)

Girl 1: "Wow...talk about birthday envy."

by B. Robinson May 10, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


November Birthday

The date someone fails no nut November. Usually said when wanting discuss when they failed (nutted), but they don't want outside listeners to know. Someone can have multiple November birthdays in one year.

Hey Joe when's your November Birthday
Ah, November 5th 7th and 10th but I'm going strong since then

by Erdic November 22, 2019

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Merry Birthday

What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.

Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.

Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!

by Indigonightmare March 17, 2018

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Reverse Birthday

A sex position in which the male re-creates his birth and rubs his head on a woman's clitoris.

I've got major chafing down there from John's hair when he did the reverse birthday on me yesterday.

by SMAK418 September 24, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Happy Birthday

A wish you give to someone you want to wish someone to enjoy the day of their birth, and celebrate another year of life.

Person 1: Happy birthday Emy!

by KingLobster77 August 29, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kankakee Birthday

While having sex, you shit on your partners chest. Then stick candles in it, light them, and allow your partner to make a wish and blow them out.

I gave my girlfriend a Kankakee Birthday last night.

by Rodeo Fan 94 July 19, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your Birthday

Your birthday is a special day where you celebrate the day you were born.
Usually with a cake and/or gifts.
If today is Your Birthday happy birthday

Lucy: hey Isabella it's your birthday! Happy Birthday
Isabella: aww thanks

by GlitchtheGamer December 21, 2019

21๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž