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Ego Warrior

"Ego Warrior" is a play on the phrase "Eco Warrior". It aptly describes those who selflessly 'save the planet', and get a bit of an ego boost in the process. An ego warrior typically likes to point out their heroic feats to everyone within earshot - drawing attention to their sacrifice - and thereby emphasising how little other mere mortals are doing.

Newman chained himself to some machinery this morning - and is now wearing an adult nappy, as he's not sure when the filth are coming to bolt-cut him off! Newman is such an ego warrior.

by HaloBetty June 30, 2017


Dick Ego

Dick ego is basically a term/label for fragile masculinity that doesn't help anyone including the man himself. It is often associated with masculinity that hinders emotional vulnerability with anyone including bros, and openness to experiences that are non-normative, unconventional, and maybe considered accepted behavior for a man.

A: Hey. Looking really hot today, man! Love the look.

B: Ayo stop with this gay shit. Thanks though.

A: Hahahah time to cut your dick ego down to size, man! Chill!

B:What do you mean?
A: I mean, it's okay to compliment each other as men.

B: Hmmm, I guess so? Alright, thanks then. *hugs*

by meh007 September 25, 2022


ego-seismic

The theory that earthquakes follow you, wherever you live.

Steve: "We never get earthquakes here!"
Paul: "We will now, I just moved here."
Steve: "You are so ego-seismic."

by Mariah444 March 5, 2012


Halo Ego

Ego that causes you to Hog Diff someone in Overwatch. Alternatively, it could be the perceived Ego of a Halo Player.

That Halo Ego, won't last long in OW

by Gruntyman March 3, 2024


ego punch

Ego punch is like a punch to the dick or tit, but to your ego. Hurts like a sumbitch!!

Chester is the man, always dressed to kill! Although he never quite recovered from that ego punch when he was savagely roasted for wearing fake Yeezy's.

by Kaypeedubya June 22, 2017


Ego Helium

Things you say to other people for the sole purpose of inflating your own ego

Someone: I'm a Grade-A champion chef.
Other people around: Don't mind him, he's just using some Ego Helium

by De Lumpdumper April 5, 2018


Ego Page

A webpage describing yourself, or some online persona.

"Heya!"
"Hi, who are you?"
"My ego page: http://example.org/ego.html"

by Bluebie December 7, 2008