evan

A complete gay douche, likes rocks and gum

Dude, stop being a complete and total evan....

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Evanic

When there's absolutely no possible way to descirbe how you feel at the moment.

(While high) I feel so fucking evanic man...

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evan

a white kid who wants to be black and the biggest fuckboy youll ever meet. pretends he has hella hoes and nudes are his form of currency.

evan can go fuck himself.

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Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

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Evan Peters

The sexiest man on the planet

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.

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Chris Evans

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

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Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.

Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.

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