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What's left behind when someone defecates in a hard-to-reach public space without cleaning it up.
Y'know that giant shoe sculpture in the south wing of the mall by the Nordstrom? Someone left a San Francisco Business Card in it and it's really fouling up that whole hallway.
Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.
Aean Joseph Oco francisco is a very sexy young man, he is very sweaty, likes anime women, and is radiant in valorant, and ssl in rocket league.
I love Aean Joseph Oco francisco he is like Danieve Acheta Jr
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A kid crapped himself and put the shitty boxers in his pocket and went to his car to throw them away. In San Francisco however it has been seen that multiple guys bust a nut into their boxers and ball them up and throw them at each other. Wala the San Francisco Snowball fight.
I told my parents we were going to have a san francisco snowball fight in the basement, they asked to join.
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The "San Francisco Sword Fight" is when you and your friend play sword fighting with your penises. It's kind of like a playful frot.
We were playing "San Francisco Sword Fight" in the bathroom.
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The propensity of some longtime residents to lose perspective about how good they have it compared to most of the world (and other, less privileged SF residents) and start complaining about trivial shit. SFEB often sets in during the fifth year of living in San Francisco and becomes incurable by the tenth year.
"God damn it! I just missed the N Judah. Now I have to wait four minutes for the next one! MUNI IS THE WORST PUBLIC TRANSIT SYSTEM EVER!!! AAAAARGH!!!"
"Sounds like somebody has a case of San Francisco Entitlement Blindness!"
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What starts with 2 men engaging in butt sex, with more and more men adding on to the end of the line as the night progresses.
Justin: Dude, where have you been?
Rasputin: Sorry man, I got caught up in a San Francisco Traffic Jam.
Steve: Did you at least remember the Boston Baked Beans?
Rasputin: Sorry, I forgot.
Steve: Man, what a douche. Wanna see my Boston Belt Buckle?
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