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Spalding Hall is a building at UHM. By acting lost and trying to find Spalding Hall, the phrase "Excuse me, can you direct me to spalding hall?" quickly became the lamest pickup line ever.
{the scene: Saturday, midday. Carrying stuff from the store, obvious heading back to dorms.}
Me: Chino, check out that girl up there, she's pretty fine, eh?
{girl is hot, but obviously older and she is clearly standing closely/clinging onto a guy that is her boyfriend}
Chino: yeah.
{walk past girl, chino stops}
Chino: excuse me, can you direct us to spalding hall?
Girl: ....Uhhh? Spalding...umm, I don't know. Maybe you could ask the bookstore?
Chino: Nah, I'll just keep on wandering!
{Girl looks confused, Chino continues walking.}
Me: what.
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Someone who thinks they are black
Look at Dakota Hall trying to be black
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Probably the most exciting return man in the Nation Football League today, I'm not saying the best, but the most exciting. He plays for the Kansas City Cheifs and plays slot.
In 2003, Dante Hall changed directions three times on his way to a 93 yard punt return touchdown.
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Adjective
A term to describe a person who is obnoxious, specifically crazy talking, yelling, and even violent.
Town Hall is befitting the old days when town’s people would gather in a mob with pitch forks and torches to lynch someone without due process of law. These people often lacked education and the ability to reason, so any misinformation would get them riled. Usually there was a ring leader with personal business interests behind it all, and the more the mob yelled the more worked up these people would get.
Walter: Them dang aliens are trying to abduct me! I’m gonna git my gun and shoot them!
Lebowski: Gees Walter, that’s so Town Hall. There aren't any aliens, so put the gun down and chillax.
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the hottest fucking girl every
she is kinda dumb
but sporty
nice funny and good at art
singing and acting are something she enjoys
making cracks at people are her pevez
"did you see Zoe Hall?
isnt she the shit?"
"fuck ya!"
"did you do Zoe Hall?"
"no she aint a whore/ slut"
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