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A woman who beats her meat raw
I got a jill I better use so.e a&d ointment.
Someone who is quick to sue and profit. Someone who is disloyal and quick to throw you in prison.Someone who's farts can't be heard because of the large size of their boothhole. The caboose on a train tag team. Gut rot vaginal discharge. The villain and you don't even know it
I got me a jill at the club we bout to run a train tonite Choo choo!!
To perform the most devious sexual acts on someone.
His year was made when I decided to drive to Texas and Jill him.
Ron doesnt have a girlfriend so he spenda most of his nights with Jill
The greatest mom on the entire planet Earth. Literally the nicest person you can ever meet. Everyone loves her because she's such a sweetheart. A woman who puts all others before herself, and makes the ultimate self-sacrifices for love and the wellbeing of others. Never once does she put herself first, despite the numerous chances she's given. A woman who you easily forget has had an extremely hard life because you can literally become suspicious that she's an actual angel on Earth. She loves her children unconditionally, and I hope she understands that we love her unconditionally as well. She's the one thing in existence I look to when I need strength – when I need to stay kind, compassionate, and when I need to persevere when life keeps slamming me with its iron fist. She's incredibly modest and asks for nothing. You complement her and she'll say "Ah.. well, I'm just doing what anyone would do."
Literally everyone she knows (yes, they've all said this): "If Jill doesn't get into Heaven, what hope do we have?"
Jill, where do I start, she is not only the most gorgeous girl you will ever see, but she is also so sweet and SILLY! She is probably little but don't let this fool you because she can be mean but shes probably right. Everyone loves Jill because shes loyal and always fun to be around. Everyone loves Jill PERIOD (especially if your name is Michael)
Michael: " dude there is this girl in my Spanish class shes so hot and funny bro"
Jacob: "she definitely thinks your just a friend"
Michael: "no bro I'm gonna date her"
Jacob: "no way you could date a jill"
Michael: "facts shes way to pretty and funny and awesome and cool".