Milf

Mom I Like Fags. The wrong way to come out to your parents. Absolutely confused on the acronym...

Mom I'm a Milf....what?....Mom I like Fags! noooooo

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milfed

To be beaten or badly affected by an event, can replace the word 0wned or nerfed etc.

'Man we absolutely milfed those n00bs'

'oh dude, we just got milfed by the other team'

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milf

Man I love fishing!

"so what do you like to do on the weekends?"
"I usually fish"
"Milf!"

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Milf

Mom I'd like (to) Fuck

A sexy Mum that has a large rack

Woah Harry's Mums A Milf

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milf

man i love fabray

she’s just so hot! oh me, oh my!? man i love fabray. she’s just a milf 😫

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Milfing

When a middle-aged woman goes out on the town and whose main objective is to find younger men.

They are just stirring in their dens, about to start milfing about. By tonight their cougar instincts will be peaking

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MILFs

In Texas Hold Em Poker, being dealt two Queens.

I'm holding a nice pair of MILFs.

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