e-male

an e-mail message sent by a male to another male(s)that has homosexual undertones, either intended or not.

- Chris constantly sent out e-males to his buddies, yet he has still not come out of the closet in person.

- Dude, that was an e-male!

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alpha male

A miscer

- Dude, look at this alpha male
- U w0t m8?
- Must be a miscer

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male intuition

Assembling a gadget without reading instructions, throwing the extra parts out with box, then calling manufacturer and telling them they weren't included when gadget doesn't work.

Sorry I was late. I installed my GPS via male intuition and got to know your development really well over the past 30 minutes.

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phi male

1. The opposite of an alpha male (an "A" male); a male who earns a grade of "F" (or "phi" in Greek) on the manliness scale.

2. A woman; a female.

The ancient Greeks rated a man's worth very similar to grades in school. The most noble and respected men were grade-A - "alpha males" - and the remaining levels of mankind were grade-B or "betas", grade-C or "chis", grade-D or "deltas", and the lowest grade was "phi"--an F. Naturally, in that era, women were ranked all the way at the bottom, with the very lowest of the low. And to this day, women are still referred to as "phi males" :D

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Alpha Male

The term 'Alpha Male' can be defined in both a classical and modern sense. The classical definition derives from the animal kingdom and represents a physical form of dominance over other males. The alpha male lion, for example, claims sexual rights to all females, fights off other male lions to enforce it, eats first after every hunt and dominates a vast territory of land for hunting rights.

In a modern/human sense, younger males (teens, early 20s) will subscribe to the classical form. Like a lion, they will often be the strongest, most intimidating, hit on all of the women beta males want, are usually the first to have new sexual experiences and often dominate a set territory in thier 'hunt' for new women, such as local nightclub scenes.

Older alpha males, however, will evolve the classical traits of stength, intimidation and dominance beyond the physical by gaining power over men through thier very means of living and professional reputation. A powerful business executive, for example, will hire, promote, demote and fire others according to how well they serve his own interests. Rock stars, famous actors and other individuals of 'power' hold very simular capabilities over others in thier respective professions.

Younger alpha males who cannot mature into the modern form will usually cling to the classical form of alpha-maleness for as long as possible.

Mike Tyson was the alpha-male of boxing until Evander Holyfield defeated him, while Bill Gates is currently the alpha male of the software industry.

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Male Tears

1. Guys acting like they encounter sexism in an inherently patriarchal community.
2. Male butthurt over social justice.

Susan: I found an article stating that toxic masculinity is bad for the community.
Melanie: Prepare for "Male Tears"

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Male Lesbian

The male lesbian is either a male who is wholly psychologically feminine but attracted to women, or an androgynous male whose feminine half is attracted to women.

Dave is wholly psychologically feminine. He has the soul of a woman in a man's body, but finds women attractive. Thus, Dave is a male lesbian.

Rick is an androgynous male. Hes half masculine and half feminine. Both sides are attracted to women. Thus, Rick is a male lesbian AND a heterosexual male.

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